This is the most random, yet highly addictive survey I've EVER found! BUT, I want to read your replies to the questions so copy and paste it into a comment, erase my answers and put your own. I want to see what -you- can come up with.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?::
+ Because he left his Doritos on the other side


Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?::
+ Because we're awesome?


If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?::
+ XDDDDD Well, they all share one brain so...


If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?::
+ White... NO! Irridescent~


Why do they report power outages on TV?::
+ XDDDDD OH MAI GAWD! Gewd point.. >>


Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?::
+ Because they have a sick, twisted sense of humor...


If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital::
+ Because they're really aliens trying to take over the world


If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?::
+ Testical.... BWAHAHA


If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?::
+ Failure


Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?::
+ Oh em gee.... yeeeeeeeeees O.O


If God sneezed, what would you say?::
+ Better question is, what would happen if he made a poopsie. Would that cause a Tsunami?


If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???::
+ No, 'cause I would know


If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist::
+ He wraps a towel around his waist? For cereal?!


Do fish ever get thirsty?::
+ Yes. They like to drink air. It's tasteh


If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick?::
+ BRILLIANT


Why does it say on CHILDRENS tylenol not to operate heavy machinery?::
+ Because they operate heavy machinery too. Come on! Those match box cars are pretty heavy, though they're not machines but that's besides the point!


If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?::
+ 'Cause she's retarded and needs them to translate commen language into stupid-terms that she can understand


If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?::
+ Because you have ignorance and then you have just plain stupid.


Did you notice anyone goin slower than you is an idiot, and continued on 20::
+ Whaaa't?


Anyone going faster than you is a maniac?::
+ XDD If I'm flooring it, how could they be going faster than me?


Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?::
+ Oh my god no! Lawl, I'm sure they do


If all the world is a stage, what part are you playing?::
+ The emo-kid that thinks nobody likes her, but everyone is actually all like, "I love youuuuuuuu, Alee-G!!"


If a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?::
+ XD Well duh. I mean, what if it's trunk rides up and it's booty shows?


If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?::
+ I can't answer that one... I'm laughing too hard


If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?::
+ Holy Christmas! YESSSSSSSSSSSS


If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?::
+ We're not. We're supposed to nod our heads and agree


DO you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?::
+ Awe ;o; Le Tear!


Since history never stops, when does the future begin?::
+ Tomorrow. After 7am because I say so.


How do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them?::
+ TIS MAGIC! Didn't you know that >.o


If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?::
+ They're to keep out the little green men. God, you don't know anything do you?


Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?::
+ So they can get from one side of the island to the other -really- fast?


If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, h::
+ Okay, you didn't finish that one so uhhhhhh... yes? I AGREE! THE PENGUINS DID IT!


If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2 insted of #1?::
+ Because the number 2 is so much cooler than the number one! It's awesome sauce


Why do croutons come in an air tight package? isnt it just stale bread?::
+ To keep in all the tasteh stale'ness


Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?::
+ No, it'd just be called handicapped. They make little helemts for them you know...


Is it tuna or chicken?::
+ IT'S A TACO!


If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it continued on 38::
+ I agree. Enough said.


Then why do i have to clap my hands?::
+ 'Cause you have to show it?


What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?::
+ Gewd


If we use our dirty hands to get clean with soap, does that do the job?::
+ Sure does. If not, throw in some shampoo


If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?::
+ Good freaking question >.o


If it will all be better in the end, how do you know when the end is?::
+ When it's all better... and people are eating rainbows while pooping butterflies -No copy right on that one.-


Is it really fun to Wang Chung?::
+ What the hell is that?! And why am I just now hearing about this? I feel so left out ;o;


If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?::
+ I KNOW THIS ONE! Wait.. no... I lost it.


What's the Sound of one hand clapping?::
+ Air wooshing by until you smack yourself in the faise by accident


If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?::
+ What color do skittles turn when you eat those? Hnnnnn? That should answer yeh question; ya dirty


Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?::
+ God I wish I had a cocky comeback for this one >>


How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?::
+ Too much....



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Okay, that's the end. So gimmie your answers! I wanna laugh... god knows I need 'eet. -Emopes in corner.-